Gelato 33
Dessert-sweet with a citrus snap. Even-keel hybrid.
Typical, not guaranteed. THC 20–25% and CBD <1% are the range we usually see across Gelato 33 flower batches in New York licensed cultivation. Real product test results vary by cultivator, harvest, and curing — the certificate of analysis (COA) on the package is the source of truth for any specific jar.
The Gelato family is California's modern dessert-cookie line, and Gelato 33 (sometimes called Larry Bird, by phenotype lottery) is its most reliable cut. Cookies × Sherbet genetics, dessert nose, balanced effects — it's the closest thing to a 'crowd-pleaser' on the modern shelf.
The arc.
Even-keel and chatty. Hits with a small lift in the first 20 minutes, then plateaus into a relaxed-but-conversational glow. No sharp peak, no cliff. Easy strain to share with friends who aren't regular smokers.
Social evenings, group dinners, weekend afternoons, light creative work.
Highly anxiety-prone days — high THC + caryophyllene can amplify racing thoughts at large doses.
On the palate.
- Sweet citrus
- Cookies
- Mint hint
Formats on the shelf.
Available formats rotate weekly. Confirm current stock from the live menu.
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For adults 21+ · Educational content, not medical advice · Effects vary per person and per batch