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Mildly Moronic.
Mildly Moronic is a NY-licensed cannabis brand built on the idea that getting high should be fun, unpretentious, and a little ridiculous. With a name that winks at the lighthearted side of cannabis culture, the brand delivers quality products without the stuffiness. You can find Mildly Moronic on the shelves at ZenZest's Staten Island location.
Brand at a glance
Mildly Moronic — key facts.
- Based in
- New York
- Categories at ZenZest
- Pre-Rolls, Flower, Vape Cartridges, Edibles
- Flagship product
- Playfully branded pre-rolls designed for the everyday consumer who doesn't take themselves too seriously.
- Best known for
- Approachable, humor-forward cannabis for casual consumers
About the brand
Mildly Moronic, in depth.
Mildly Moronic leans into the comedy and camaraderie that cannabis has always inspired, packaging solid, accessible products in branding that feels more like an inside joke with your friends than a lifestyle lecture. The brand speaks directly to consumers who want good weed without the pretension — and who appreciate a label that gets the joke.
Available through New York's licensed adult-use market, Mildly Moronic is the kind of brand that fits naturally into a chill weekend or a laid-back hangout. Whether you're a seasoned smoker or a curious newcomer, the brand's approachable personality and consumer-first sensibility make it an easy pick off the shelf at ZenZest in Staten Island.
Availability
Where to find Mildly Moronic at ZenZest.
Stocked at ZenZest Staten Island (2343 Forest Ave, Roman Plaza). Specific SKUs rotate week-to-week.
Same-day delivery available across Queens, Nassau Long Island and Staten Island via our free delivery service. $100 minimum order, no fees. Most local orders within 60–90 minutes.
Other NY-licensed brands stocked at ZenZest.
Mildly Moronic FAQ.
Is Mildly Moronic sold legally in New York?
Yes. Mildly Moronic is a NY-licensed cannabis brand on shelf at ZenZest, a NY OCM-licensed adult-use dispensary. Every Mildly Moronic product we carry is lab-tested, sealed, and tracked through the legal NY supply chain. You can verify ZenZest's license at cannabis.ny.gov.
Where can I buy Mildly Moronic near me?
Mildly Moronic is stocked at ZenZest Staten Island at 2343 Forest Ave inside Roman Plaza. We also offer free same-day delivery to all of Queens, Nassau County and the entire borough of Staten Island on orders over $100 — type your address into our menu to see exactly which Mildly Moronic SKUs are available for delivery to your ZIP today.
What is Mildly Moronic best known for?
Mildly Moronic is best known for approachable, humor-forward cannabis for casual consumers. Their flagship product is the Playfully branded pre-rolls designed for the everyday consumer who doesn't take themselves too seriously.. On the ZenZest menu they appear most often in Pre-Rolls, Flower, Vape Cartridges, Edibles.
How much do Mildly Moronic products cost at ZenZest?
Mildly Moronic pricing rotates with the live menu. Most Mildly Moronic SKUs at ZenZest sit between $25 and $80 depending on category — vape carts and gummies are typically in the $30–$50 range, premium flower and concentrates run higher. Check our live menu for current pricing on every Mildly Moronic SKU we currently stock.